January 2012
At a party and there are two CUTE guys here and my friend is trying to get them to dance with us GOOD LORD Anyway not getting back on until tomorrow so happy new year be safe don’t get too drunk and may manny bless ur anus
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December 2011
Meeting Tom Felton
Tom Felton: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Tom Felton: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Tom Felton: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Tom Felton: What?
Me: What?
Tom Felton:
Me:
Tom Felton:
Me:
Tom Felton:
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Tom Felton: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Tom Felton: But -
Me: Poster.
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shayan is the only person that came and loved me I see what you all think of me
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hoshaway: silly australians it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA
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becausefuckyoudarren asked: hi a little birdie told me to love you
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come love me →
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01/01/2012,12:01AM
I haven’t eaten anything since last year: I haven’t showered since last year: One hour ago seems just like last year: I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year:
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I hate it when I want to make a text post but have no idea what to say.
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actually sleeping now tomorrow I’m obtaining album artwork for all of my ipod songs and adding them (which will be fun because I have over 6,000 songs on there and basically none of them have any artwork so) and if I catch my grandma in a super mood then I’m showing her all of the submissions OKAY BYE
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crackercolfer: things i need that filter really makes me want some coffee tho
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new-parchment replied to your post: So I’m reading back over the submissions because a… Oh gOSH. Now I feel like what I wrote was too formal. Time for revisions!!!!!!!!!!!!! srjhgkjdnr it’s hilarious though how they’re just like whaddup ashley’s grandma and i am cryING one of my friends was staying at my house one night and she called my grandma G-Money for short and...
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So I’m reading back over the submissions because a few more people wanted to say something so I’m waiting to finish printing them all and some people were just like “Hey Ashley’s grandma!!1!!11!” and I’m like wow you two are already homies
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Anonymous asked: It isn’t that I can’t capitalize...
Anonymous: I hate you so much that I will one day sneak into your house and remove all your silverware, preventing you from enjoying your cereal the following morning. Because I hate you. That is some stone cold hatred, Scott.
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so should I uninstall missing e now or
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Now for an almost seriously-named award!
need-more-mana: THE ASHLEY AWARD Goes to… Ashley. Or as it is better known ‘Best Female American friend of the year’ Ashley is pretty cool. One day we’ll meet up and have this really great slow dance and it’ll be romantic and then there shall be things happening and it’ll be a fun dabby dosey time! YAAYYYYY Aww Dan this is so cute. I can’t wait to have our romantic slow dance one...
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intheautumnoftheirlives: I really want to go to LeakyCon. The only things holding me back is the fact that my grandmother doesn’t think that I should go because of my social anxiety. I don’t think that my anxiety would be in the way that badly, and I shouldn’t be deprived of this amazing opportunity because she doesn’t support me. My ticket has already been purchased and she’s trying to...
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okay so I am going to print out everything tonight and show her either tonight or tomorrow, whenever Hannah makes her video. So if anyone else wants to submit a persuasion to my grandma to let me go to Leaky, send it in. I’ll reblog the post for you.
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me: omg lets be friends
person: ok
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WHAT JUST HAPPENED
Mom: Are you sure you'll be comfortable with a man standing over you showing you how to put with his arms over yours?
Me: You have a weirdly homoerotic idea of what golf lessons are like mom.
Dad: Yes! 'Would you like to feel my putter?'
Me: Oh my god.
Dad They'll be teaching me different STROKES
Me: Oh. My. God.
Mom: Or maybe you'll just go to try and score a hole-in-one?
Me: OH MY GOD.
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avery221bstateofmind: I haven’t even booted up any of the others I just have jam boy and emo sleuth over here multiplying like rabbits hahah yeah that happens. If it gets to be too many you can right click on them and choose the option that makes them disappear
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intheautumnoftheirlives: I really want to go to LeakyCon. The only things holding me back is the fact that my grandmother doesn’t think that I should go because of my social anxiety. I don’t think that my anxiety would be in the way that badly, and I shouldn’t be deprived of this amazing opportunity because she doesn’t support me. My ticket has already been purchased and she’s trying to...
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Anonymous asked: how do you want us to help with your leaky situation?
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famous tumblr: omg i am so close to my goal omg omg
followers: omg you have to go follow this blog
me: omg i am so close to my goal omg omg
followers: hey guise let's unfollow her
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I’m going to be reblogging that post about leaky a shitload of times Because circumstances have changed and I don’t have much chance of still being able to go and if enough people back me up it could be the driving force that changes her mind, and I need all of the help that I can get so I don’t want to be annoying with reblogging it so many times today and tomorrow, but...
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intheautumnoftheirlives: I really want to go to LeakyCon. The only things holding me back is the fact that my grandmother doesn’t think that I should go because of my social anxiety. I don’t think that my anxiety would be in the way that badly, and I shouldn’t be deprived of this amazing opportunity because she doesn’t support me. My ticket has already been purchased and she’s trying to...
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OKAY SERIOUSLY GOING TO SLEEEEEEEEP BYE while I’m gone make more submissions because I’m printing them out either tomorrow or the day after
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